MY PHONE CHARGER DOESN’T REACH MY BED!
Ah that’s peak bro… I think this is a common problem. We’d recommend that you get on Amazon asap and treat yourself to a extended length cable, and while you’re at it, get yourself a new phone case that you can stick our ‘the quote’ stickers on (shameless plug!).
I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK FOR A NEW EPISODE OF MY FAVE NETFLIX SHOW: I NEED TO BINGE WATCH NOW!
We’re all struggling with this too… And what’s worse is American TV shows on Netflix take a week’s break for Thanksgiving, the cheek of it. Do they not know what us Brits need to get through Brexit?
I HATE HAVING TO WAIT IN FOR A PARCEL TO ARRIVE BECAUSE OF NON-SPECIFIED DELIVERY SLOTS.
Agreed. This is very annoying. I’d advice getting snacks, curling up under a duvet with a good series to watch and Bob’s your uncle, time will fly by.
SHIT WIFI IS THE DEVIL’S WORK.
We feel you with that one. The buffering sign is my nemesis. Only advice I can give you is pack your bag, food, your phone charger and laptop and get yourself to a mate’s house and camp out there until the wifi is back on track.
IT BREAKS MY HEART WHEN THE AVOCADO ISN’T RIPE ENOUGH TO BE SMASHED ON TOAST
Ahh, sweet sweet avo on toast… The pièce de resistance of breakfasts for us millennials. And when they dare to not be ripe enough, it’s just not right. I’m not even angry, I’m just disappointed.
Next Issue’s Millennial Mum Meltdown includes….
Sex!
The single most controversial word of the United Kingdom, well second to Brexit; the nation seems to treat it like marmite. From the adventurous stimulation of sex toys and the world of ‘BDSM’ to the gentle embrace of a partner’s touch.
Is it love or is it hate?
Check out the full article in the very first issue of "The Quote". Available from the 22nd of January 2019.
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